daniel and his pie thievery
2005-09-21 at 11:38 a.m.
To be honest I had never heard of a breakup pie, but there it was in plain view. In writing attached to the pie box, a fucking Dear John letter. Blah Blah your real cool Blah Blah I don�t think we should be together Yadda Yadda I�m sorry if I hurt you hear�s a pie Etc. It was sitting right there on our cabinet when I got home so I ate it, and it was good. None of my roommates have a girlfriend?
Turns out Daniel stole it off one of our neighbors door step.
I think this is going to create a very awkward situation in the future for the poor sucker whose step the pie had resided.
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